I love the “Why does X call you babygirl?” memes but the original panel is so much funnier to me because the context is that this bitch hasn’t driven a car in 10 fucking years and he’s taking a group of middle schoolers to the top of a mountain to summon aliens on New Year’s Eve and at the suggestion to be careful he tells this 14 year old to shut up
listen i spent like 10 minutes looking up “business worm clip art” and “worm in bow tie” and when i couldn’t find it i just googled happy worm clip art and even drew a briefcase(and made sure to label it so there was no confusion) and i didn’t do that for less than 200 notes
So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana
someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned
sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares
aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right
